No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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