I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
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