I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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