How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I just gift wrapped bread.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I have feelings that need drinking.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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