Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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