I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Found your dick twin last night
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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