Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
He better not be in your backpack
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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