fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
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