Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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