your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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