The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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