Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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