I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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