i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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