He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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