is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
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