So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
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