It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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