we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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