Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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