what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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