He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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