last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
