had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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