I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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