we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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