woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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