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I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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