my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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