I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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