I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
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