i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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