Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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