I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
