Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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