I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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