Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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