Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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