Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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