I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
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