I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
tell me about the eggs
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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