There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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