stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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