I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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