ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
No subtext here. People are naked.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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