Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
wow bdsm is so cute
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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