Say something about gay babies.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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