dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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