38 yer olds are good kisserssss
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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