He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
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