God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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