i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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