And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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