he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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