Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
We are two peas in an std pod
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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