It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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